The New Role of the Wingman

According to urbandictionary.com, wingman is a guy you bring along with you on singles outings (like to bars) that helps you out with the women. It's 2013 and wingman aren't helping you anymore. They are stealing your girls, scaring them away or making you look immature. As an adult by now you should be able to hold a seemingly decent conversation with the opposite sex without the aid of others. If you need, desire, or miraculously have an unwarranted wingman then understand that no real woman is going to like that. I don't know if wingmen ever helped but nowadays the wingman are helping themselves to the woman you had your eyes set on. I was recently approached by a wingman. Although whether the wingman was present or not didn't peruade my response for this particular guy it did aid in my perception that he and I weren't in the same league. Please fellas! Make wingmen extinct for heaven's sake. 

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