An Oldie but Goodie (from 2008): The Case of the Ex

Why is it that some ex's cling on? I'm not talking about just plain keeping in touch and making sure the other is still alive or notifying the other of a death. I'm talking about the case of the ex that affects your present day life and relationships. The type of ex's that seem to be attached like leeches even when the relationship is far over. They send random FaceBook messages and wall posts with the old nicknames and cliches, like "XOXO," that they used to use back in the day. The type of ex's that call you with the exact weight, sex and dimensions of their new niece or nephew. The crying and "I'm still in love with you" type ex's...that still keep in touch with you not just to see how you're doing but to tell you how they feel about you and how they miss your company. The ones that compare their present relationship to the relationship that they once had with you. They send you text messages and even phone calls to invite you to their upcoming events. They make cameo appearances at random spots you hang out at or major events of your life. They can't stand to see you happy and moving on with your life. They can't stand the fact that you're looking better and doing better than what you were when they were around. They can't stand that fact that the progress that you are making in your life is not due to them or shared with them. Some even proclaim their love for you to the whole world. They still claim your family members as "in-laws" and other sentimental names. They remain attached to you like an unshakable stench... not respecting the relationship that you are currently in because quite frankly they don't give a damn. But like any other foul stench, it can be cured. Because honestly, if it's over then it's over. There is no need to write messages and say "love ya." Get over it and move on. And for the type of ex's that need to be put in their respectable place... by all means, allow me. I'm trying to put the case of the ex to its final resting place before someone gets hurt or told the hell off.